Jokes

Hey there! Got any jokes? Well,write it down! Oh, and don't forget to write your name!

Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock knock Who's there? Butter, butter who? I butter not tell you... By: Qi Wen

Knock knock Who's there? Mary Lee, Mary Lee who? Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream.... By: Qi Wen

Crazy War:one day, an Indian,Chinese,Malay and Eurasian teamed up and ran out of ammunitions during the war, all of them were died but do you know who collected the most bullets,find out from:yikhiam

Father: Anit, why does you math exam have a big zero on it? Anit: No, it's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars so she gave me a moon instead. ~Ryan In where can you find January come after February? In the dictionary(alphebatical order!)! ~Ryan